Days that end in Y

When a small child says “I was there first”

lolsofunny:

BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST

Laugh. Scroll. Repeat.

Differences between normal people and me:

Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off:

Me :

“what a cute butterf… OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK”

“what a cute butterf… OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK”